What can melt your heart?

He- (blank face)

Me- (keep laughing)

In between, they all might have called me didi for more than 6–7times.

I caught my neighbor leaving his 12-year-old son home alone and he has not come back in 6 hours. Should I call CPS?

Everyone - okay didi.

Not infants but kids. Specially kids from nursery-class5. Their laughs, their smile, their ‘thankyouu’, their humorous talks and senseless questions everything melts my heart.

One of them- no let's play ‘das bees’

Why do I (45, male) feel like I'm crushing on a girl (19, female)?

Me- one by one we'll play both of them okay?

Girl- no, sacchi your ponytails look like dolls

Me- i mean to say why you came to my house? (like an interviewer)

Isn't it a turn on to have sex with a girl in a skirt or in a tight spandex?

Me- (laughs)

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Me- hey what you're doing here?

What caused the stock market to crash?

Everyone- my name is this, my name is that (one by one)

This isn't the first time someone said this to me but this was something different that put a smile on my face.

Me- accha, okay okay, i agreed.

What was the worst spanking you got growing up?

My was over so i was standing among the kids of monitor group as my friend was their deputy head.

Talks with kids.

Everyone- let's play ‘ek machli pani mai gyi’

Can you explain the difference between fissionable and fissile materials and their role in nuclear power reactors?

What can melt your heart?

Scene 1- i was sent for monitoring class 3rd

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Why do men say women hit the wall at 24?

Everytime after each oath ceremony i miss the chaos we make together and again wait for the next year eagerly.

hearhim (ignore my voice)

Suddenly a girl in front of whom i was standing asked me, “didi aap doll jesi chhoti karke kyu aate ho?”

When do you start "growing old"?

Me- (who don't even know doll jesi ponytails kya hoti) hein? From which angle this ponytails look like that of dolls cutie?

Shruti Verma

He was that kid in the above attached video. He calles me ‘shuluutiii’

How many of you have had your parental rights taken away because of lies and no truth whatsoever, and did you prove the lies that were told about you to be false either through drug testing or another way, but still had your rights taken?

Me- hey, what's your name? (to everyone one by one)

He- shulutii ke saath t..si le saath..

Their voice, when they call my name and sometimes if they tease me that blushing is real.

Can you share 100 facts about yourself?

I don't have any younger brother or sister so when children in my school calls me ‘didi’, i am like-

Scene- oath ceremony

Scene2- playing with neighborhood kid.

What would happen if Kakashi and Naruto switched places?

Girl- your face with these two ponytails look like doll